Danielle Steel has a fragrance!
Get it for the woman in your life who embodies the essence of Danielle Steel! "The woman who is confident, optimistic, and lives an active life full of new experiences and loving relationships"!
("Active life" really makes it sound like a bran cereal or an adult diaper, doesn't it.)
By my estimation, Danielle Steel has to be over 60 at this point (perhaps well over), despite her plastic-surgery-created youthful appearance--so we may be on to something. Maybe the scent is meant to mask the smell of urine-soaked adult diapers.
ReplyDeletePhil--you were ahead of the trend with that one! All the trendy boy undergrads seem to be wearing women's pants these days.
I sort of went "awww" (the patented "universal girlynoise") on your first story.
For some reason all I can think of when I hear about Danielle Steel is "Dynasty." I think it's the whole "high maintenance woman with lots of romance" thing. So I wonder if the fragrance lingers on the men you slap when they've wronged you?
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